Still waiting for that spring to show up huh? Well that bitch ain't coming soon. Can you imagine how moody I wake up in the morning realizing it is still winter time and that I am still freezing my butt off? Well, I can tell you one thing, you don't wanna be around me at that time.
Today for example it's a spring trick. It's all sunny outside but once you step through that door the freezing pain in the butt hits you like a banana on wheels. I mean where are those days when March just meant spring and there were no arguments about it? Now all I can do is sit around and dream of the days of short pants and a t-shirt, waking up in the morning and realizing it's going to be a warm, sunny, hot day and that it will last till evening when you can be at the beach enjoying a sunset after a hard day of work. Drinking mojitos like it's water and still being thirsty, getting an ice cream and actually eating it fast because it's already melting. Oh, those days are just my life. I mean, sincerely, I have come to the conclusion that I am in no way a winter/autumn person, no way in hell...(where I will probably end up having in fact that it's always warm there). I am all in for a summer, hot temperatures, over the 30 degrees and no less than that. I love those nights when you can't sleep because it's just so damn hot and in the morning you still feel fresh cause hey...it's summer outside. I need to get the fuck out of this country, I need to find me a great sunny destination and stay there till my bones melt. Oh yes sir, that is my Utopia, a tropical country where the winters are like 20 degrees and the summers are perfect for me, where I can wear short skirts, dresses and short pants all the time and change ten times a day cause it's so DAMN hoootttt!!! A country where I can go to the beach and take a walk without the risk of losing my skin in the wind. I gotta get me to one of those places, become so brown that even my own family won't recognize me, start a business there, maybe a local small shop and live the rest of my days in peace and warmth.
So...I will be at the airport in 30 minutes. Who is coming with me?